joker1007: luvasianpuss: As my mates mother hopped out of the hot tub, she asked,” have you had anything to eat yet today?” I said,”no I haven’t but I’ve just spied a fucking Orange that could be nice and juicy that I’d like to munch on.”

joker1007:

luvasianpuss: As my mates mother hopped out of the hot tub, she asked,” have you had anything to eat yet today?”

I said,”no I haven’t but I’ve just spied a fucking Orange that could be nice and juicy that I’d like to munch on.”

(Source: luvasianpuss)

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